me: Have you been watching Le Tour?
Pal Tom: Just in the Times and various odds and ends.
me: Damned dopers!
Tom [frustrated]: you know, i was just telling someone, they should just have two starts. one for the dopers, one for the clean people. that way, all the dopers can race themselves, and all the clean people get to race each other.
me: [silence; am on floor laughing.]
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